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Zombie Famine

The dead are walking upright The living lie and lie Before the glowing altar Where reason came to die Where seasoned Ebeneezers Compelled...

Lawsome!

Given the fact that the USA has more of its citizens in its prison system than any other nation does in their own; that our homicide rate...

TURD

FADE IN: CLOSE ON SMOKER SMOKER sits in front of BLACK BACKGROUND and shares. SMOKER I started smoking when I was very young. INSERT:...

Might As Well

Sentimental Retardation

Sentimental retardation Slipping back to an earlier time Life was gentle, a brain vacation All loans were above sub prime It’s easy to...

State of the Union Undressed 2019

My Fallow Americans, I have made this shithole nation into a great, really great place for me to be the president, and I feel I must take...

Mighty Things

When we met I was hitchhiking Headed to Montgomery High You stopped and offered me a ride As down Brush Creek you did fly A crazy kid...

Boys

The world is a playground To these boys dressed up as men Their amusement is their Duty as a citizen All the powers of an adult And...

Friends

What’s become of friendship Has it sunk into the sea Scuttled by a bad drip Flooded with deep enmity Rotten right to the corps Sadly...

Narcissist

From my electric platform The world’s attention rapt My calling thus to perform On keys my glad hands clapped The glowing screen keeps me...

The Concord Hero

I have looked down the barrel of many a gun and not because I was cleaning it or suicidal. Many people over the course of my life have...

Alien Intervention

Tired of holding out for God We want an alien intervention To contend with the problems Which have come to our attention Someone or thing...

The Running of the Bullshit

"We're satisfied the two main actors, the people that were committing the damage out there, have been either captured or killed." Boston...

Body Count

What Are We?

Daddy Issues

One night, while xploring the Beatles The Beatles album (the one that saved a ton on cover graphics only to squander the savings on the...

The Truth of Power

We are in the cyclone, our world spinning wildly; an all-consuming dervish, roiling about us, urgent, out of control. Lives caught in the...

My Favorite Hour

When I was young, quite young actually, I held a much coveted position as a staff writer for Sid Caesar’s Your Show of Shows. It was...

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