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On The House

The first shot is always free When you’re hooked they add the fee God damn the pusher man His job’s to get us hooked Don’t give a good...

Plagiarist

He likes him some power Dour strongman’s iron fist Steely henchman’s glower Coward’s slap upon the wrist The man of the hour Our...

Mount Weather

FADE IN: EXT. EARTH FROM SPACE – DAY TITLES OVER: US MILITARY INSTALLATIONS As globe spins, US flags AUDIBLY POP up over US military...

The Cracker

She had taken her recumbent pose, and owing to his ministrations, appeared as a free-floating head of smiling adorability in a sea of...

Empty Dicks and Loaded Guns

They set me up I look upset But trust me they seen nothing yet They play the game Russian roulette The pistol pointing pig cadet We know...

Fee $peech

Impeached

He wanted to be emperor He wanted to be king He wanted to be everyman And to have everything He wanted to be held aloft To hear his...

To Know Trump

I typed it up and sent it forth with blithe abandon, as I had thousands of times before, with the confidence of one certain the recipient...

Attrition

A drop of water one might say Isn’t all that much Dehydrates in the light of day To smaller drops and such As all things to waste away...

Funny Man

The laughter has abated Alas the presses cried Tragedy has won again A funny man has died They said his sadness took him They called it...

Alien Guns

For reasons of short memory, one must imagine, the world has taken yet another violent swing to the fascist side of the political street....

Intervention

How does one get on top Climb over everything below At nothing you must stop No lengths you will not go To be the world’s cop None you...

Mom

Let me tell you about my mom. Because really, to truly understand a person, you kinda need to know where they came from. My mom is where...

Contempt

Zombie Famine

The dead are walking upright The living lie and lie Before the glowing altar Where reason came to die Where seasoned Ebeneezers Compelled...

Lawsome!

Given the fact that the USA has more of its citizens in its prison system than any other nation does in their own; that our homicide rate...

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