She gets paid to get laid
Within the public eye
Her parade is surveyed
The show to sell and buy
Her crusade to persuade
The sucker’s incubi
This handmaid is unpaid
A name will qualify
The arcade as stockade
With NDA comply
So dismayed the charade
Compliance, must deny
From trailer Park Avenue
Where the rich won’t pay the fare
To a Lake Tahoe venue
His designs are all laid bare
With tighty whities in view
Pursuit in his underwear
Even things a dog won’t do
Slumming with a billionaire
The American Century
A Fascist gala golf tourney
Only those with enough money
Are allowed to taste some honey
Once you are there you can’t say “stop!”
Assembled at the photo op
And afterwards a bowl of slop
Down to their knees the suckers drop
No style as she takes her dogging
It’s not just the toilets clogging
Rolled up tight, more covers hogging
Faces Forbes for fanny flogging
Or watching Shark Week on TV
She’s like his daughter naturally
With three fake boobs indignity
Still she waives her usual fee
Perhaps she was a Wicked gift
Reward for all those panties sniffed
A freebie for the tight spendthrift
For too the spoiled forego the swift
A hotel in Beverly Hills
Still disinclined to pay the bills
Fund extracurricular thrills
For ennui to the mogul kills:
My family tends to bore me
Will not let them ignore me
Some strange pussy to warm me
A blowhard when it’s Stormy
From trailer Park Avenue
Grotesqueries are laid bare
To philander no taboo
All in loving whores is fare
A disgusting residue
On the floor and in his hair
Repercussions overdue
Slumming with a billionaire
© 2018 ArtAHammer
