Trump Duck

Giving us the business

Wretched businessman

Redefining arrogance

As akin toélan

Carve your name on failure

A blow-hound artisan

All work done by others

The master race’s plan

Wall off food providers

The rapeyMexican

Protect bleach blond family

From black roots African

Afraid of growing darkness

A spray-on orangeish tan

Winning the beauty pageant

Ugly American

Borrow lots of money

                Owe, Donny, owe

To pay it back would suck

                Blow, Donny, blow

The best way to avoid it

                Foe, Donny, foe

Is doing the Trump duck

                Low, Donny, low

Hide it in an offshore

                Row, Donny, row

Remain resolute

                Show, Donny, show

If they come for payback

                Dough, Donny, dough

Attorneys will bring suit

                Woe, Donny, woe

Point out his defaulting

An effort to defame

With lawyers somersaulting

He saw, conquered and came

Excited by a building

He’ll stamp it with his name

Applied with standard gilding

Gold as his favorite claim

He comes to grips with women

Impressed with his end game

The good girls keep their mouths shut

Like every classy dame

The cheap whores try to cash in

Upon them lies the blame

And though he can’t deny it

To point it out, For shame!

Unsupported statements

                Throw, Donny, throw

Confuse talent with luck

                Crow, Donny, crow

The pass for your blathering

                Go, Donny, go

The patented Trump duck

                Low, Donny, low

Feigning indignation

                Show, Donny, show

Repelled the mind retracts

                Pro, Donny, pro

Not reliant upon truth

                Though, Donny, though

Prefer alternate facts

                Faux, Donny, faux

Now everyone’s a critic

It’s not anti-Semitic

It’s Muslims not just Arabs

Who are subject to his edict

An airhead analytic

Ideas not too politic

Big tits over bare abs

Results not hard to predict

Low standards hypocritic

To lenders parasitic 

Trump beef comes in rare slabs

Blood flow to brain willrestrict

Deep thinking neophytic

Thought process is arthritic

Not head lice but hair crabs

Like people hard to evict

Serial philander

                Whoa, Donny, whoa

Around he likes to fuck

                Ho, Donny, ho

Goose steps for a gander

                Woe, Donny, woe

Saved by the Trump duck

                Low, Donny, low

With money as a lure

                Dough, Donny, dough

Enjoys a little romp

                Blow, Donny, blow

Don’t rat out the suer

                Sow, Donny, sow

Get flushed into the swamp

                Flow, Donny, flow

© 2016 ArtAHammer

10/15/16 Art Hammer