top of page
  • Writer's pictureartahammer

Piss Abyss Shit Pit

The Washington machine

Is always set on spin

Tragic agitation

Vermouth, a splash of gin

Contains the dirty laundry

Absolves official sin

Removes ugly bloodstains

Rubbing out rubs it in

And though it is the same

As it has always been

Where the cleansing loses

The filth is bound to win

Standards continue plummeting

Spectacles wear dork glasses

Blathering a minute mile

Yet moving slow as molasses

No more noble obligation

Exists between the classes

Nothing save contempt remains

Where all empire amasses

Forgetting what became of Rome

Sad pachyderms get passes

German Nazis had their jackboots

US fascists have jackasses

A nice change for a bit

Before we’re at last glorped into

The piss abyss/shitpit

Our spin-down toward the right

Below where pissers miss

All are welcome in the blight within

The shitpit piss abyss

Womanhood is manned

Boy hoods now are girled

Parenthood unplanned

Neighborhoods unfurled

Freedom mandates stanned

Into the blender swirled

Our sweetness will expand

Into a bitter world

Swirling to the left would be

A nice change for a bit

Before we’re at last glorped into

The piss abyss shit pit

Our spin-down toward the right

Decapitating bris

Always eternal night within

The shit pit piss abyss

© 2022 ArtAHammer

7/27/22 Arturo Hammer

14 views0 comments

Recent Posts

See All

Family Squabble

Daddy was a good old boy Shallow Southie moving west Bad thinking got good employ Mad drinking bought him the rest Mommy weren’t of temperament Had scant interest in her brood Rancor built without rel

Sino-Deballoonification Protocol

To test US air defenses the wily Chinese set aloft a diaphanous emissary to challenge the mighty Pentagon’s resolve. Gaseous terror from above to bring the US to their knees and the lowest technology

Last Supper Club

LAST SUPPER CLUB – CAMPBELL’S GLASS ONION SOUP FADE IN: EXT. SPACE – NIGHT Rick’s Spaceship-Car-thing Zooms past the Moon – the dark side a thriving and fully developed alien civilization – the Earth


bottom of page